Want to win your kickball league? This team captain has it down to a science.
In possibly the BEST kickball email to ever be sent, this team captain set some ground rules for his male teammates. Namely, don’t get busy with your teammates (at least until week 5)!
"Everyone thinks kickball is a great game, they all want to play, then towards the end of the season, attendance tapers off, and you’re begging and pleading for people to show up to fill out the team, and it doesn’t happen, and you forfeit, and you’re pissed, and it sucks. SUCKS.
The main reason for this, is screwing. No joke, you bang some chick, she’s ashamed, maybe you sucked at it (none of us, obviously) and she doesn’t want to see you, therefore she doesn’t show up again.
So, this rule has been created, not to hinder us, but to help the team. Think of it as an extended challenge. The slow roll. The long con.”
Want to read the rest of the email? (You do - trust me). Check out the full email here.